photo by Gaetan Lee
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Indiana Jones is everywhere these days. I am a huge fan of the first three movies and I am thrilled to see the next one. Somehow the franchise starts rolling and all of a sudden I can see my childhood hero on burger wrappers. The other day I discovered Indiana Jones hats at my local Safeway and the frosted ceral box I bought has a glowing Indy spoon gimick in it. Indyyyyyyyyyy, why did this happen.
I feel like getting a whip, and personally trashing a few Burger Kings, if it werent for the clueless and innocent employees who are not to blame for the disaster. I am sure this movie costs ten times more than the first three movies combined, so the Indy franchise has to bring in a lot of money, but is it really better just because it costs more? Or maybe it didn’t cost more and it is all due to fat movie executives who raised their salaries twenty fold during the last two decades. If they can’t pay their bills anymore, its not their inflated salaries but illegal downloading thats to blame. Sounds logical to me.
All I know is that I am already getting pretty tired of all that franchise crap. Why does Indy have to get ruined this way. Will we see crystal skull toddler toys or maybe whip shaped licorice? I personally feel like boycott. I will go and see the movie and maybe, just maybe I will buy some Nachos.
