I finally figured out how to save the world from the Energy crisis, rid us of an impossible president and save a whole lot of money while doing so. I just wonder if I will receive a price for my discovery or if fat Energy Executives will work hard to silence me. So spread the word and don’t let this happen.
Recently our fine example of governmental embarrassment has proposed to drill for more oil as a solution to our oil problems. Although there is apparently just enough oil for 2 1/2 years worth of consumption, it seems to be well worth destroying natural habitats and ecologies.
Suddenly it occurred to me. With so much hot air coming out of that guys mouth, we should be able to solve all our energy problems by hooking up a giant turbine to his mouth. It is hard to digest all this nonsense, but if we can use all this steam to drive the energy need of the next century, we have finally found a good use for our dear President.
I think this guy has been drilling too many holes (does that sound gay or what?). It seems to be his solution to everything. He wants to drill so much, that it is worth to spill the blood of thousands of people so he can get his hands on some more holes somewhere in the desert sands of Persia. Our President is clearly obsessed by holes. Holes in the ground, holes in his stories, holes in his presidency and holes in his a.. .
So lets put our giant steam hole to good use.
(photo by JohnMMM)
Yesterday I was watching a PG&E commercial. Apparently PG&E is now planning to harvest cow waste gases (methane), to save the planet while powering your electric toothbrush.
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